ARGH

I've canceled a bunch of my rants because nobody read my blogs. I just wanted to say that I'm bitter because all my favorite underground bands, being underground, pretty much only play at bars and nightclubs, and as I am too young to go to a nightclub or bar, I therefore cannot see them live. FML.

Rick Astley Rant

For my rant on Rick Astley, go here:

THIS POST IS AWESOMESAUCE

It's almost vacation, hoorah.

Okay. So it's totally been a while since my last post, which should make you sad, because obviously when there is lack of my blog, there is lack of awesome. Actually probably not because my blog seems to be so -not- awesome that nobody bothers to read it. But anyhow. I've been really busy and doing lots of artful stuffs (well sort of) and writing songs WHICH YOU CANNOT SEE. Mha ha ha.

On another note, I think it's funny when people post 'te he' seriously when chatting.



That picture had nothing to do with the phrase 'te he', but it did come up in the search engine.

ANYWAY

ON WITH THE RANDOM STUFF

I HAVE PREPARED LIKE A LOT OF THINGS THAT I HAVE DECIDED I WILL RANT ABOUT THIS MONTH

So basically it's a brief overview of all my blogs you'll see in the coming month.


Rick Astley: He's never gonna give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.


Plan 9 From Outer Space: This movie is probably the one of the most epic movies I've ever seen. Can your heart stand my shocking rant about... Plan 9 from Outer Space?


Jawbreakers: BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE MY MOST FAVORITEST THING EVARRRR


Sylar: Because he's pretty fucking sexy.


Zachary Quinto: Because he's Sylar.


Twilight: Boy oh boy. I'll save any details for when I'm actually ranting.


And YouTube Poop, because obviously, I have no life.

That will be all.

This is Jasmine. Jasmine has blood dripping out of the corner of her mouth. Say hello, Jasmine!
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I'm so proud of her. <3

And yes. Jasmine belongs to me. Cause I like to draw and stuff.

Dracula 3000 and other stuff

Okay, so seriously people, I saw the movie Dracula 3000 on Saturday, and I have to say, it was probably one the most awesome terrible movies I have ever seen. This is partly because it had Coolio in it, but if you're looking for a laugh, and something new, go get this movie. Seriously. I mean, it's vampires in space. For no reason. Also Coolio has this monologue about ejaculating on several parts of Erika Eleniak's body and then they go into this counting thing with silly rhymes until Erika Eleniak finally decides to shoot Coolio. And not only this but I forgot to mention that the vampires are in space on a ship that's on a crash course to the sun which, for some strange reason, no one bothers to try to stop. But it doesn't matter in the end anyway, because their ship blows up for no reason. Sci-fi or horror movies that are so bad they're funny are the best thing ever, seriously. Also I've officially exceeded the number of time's you're allowed to say 'seriously' in one paragraph. Seriously.

But apart from that, something creepy happened. I was in Gamestop with my friend, and this kid started talking to him. After a while it became apparent that they had known each other through World of Warcraft for about a month, but had never actually met (of course). Plus the kid was, for some strange reason, playing hockey in the store, which I though was less weird than the whole WoW thing but still weird.

That's all for now. I still have to think of something with penguins. I promise I'll find something. Sometime. I'm still putting penguins in the tags though.

Sorry

I apologize for posting extraneous material on this blog. On the second hand, no one reads my blog yet, so extraneous material-posting FTW.

I also like music.

And

This is not a man.

In fact it is Hayden Pannetiere. WHO IS KAIRI AND CLAIRE STUPID CHEERLEADER AND STUFF.

What

This man is not my father:

Never mind

But I actually like dogs better, so here is a dog.

A dog:

BLARGH

I felt like making a second post. Here is a cat.

A cat:

WHOOOOOOOAAA A BLOG NO WAI

o hay sup guyz. I'm here to destroy all that is blog and shove it into the hole in cyberspace where it will never come back. You may call me Jitoru. If you call me at all. Which I don't think is very likely. Also I refuse to give you my number so I don't really expect you to call me which I hope you don't unless you're supposed to or something. But anyway, this is my first blog. I'm not exactly sure what is the normal thing to do on a first blog but I'm definitely not going to do it. I think I've already not done that. I'm not going to come out and say 'omg hi guyz, im jitoru and i like pie and my address is 1337 leet street' or something like that. I'm just here to write, and share my bizarre creativity, stupidity, and stupid ideas, and extremely long run-on sentences that never ever ever end that if you were to scream at me for a long time still wouldn't end. Also there will be penguins. Because they are awesome.