Okay, so seriously people, I saw the movie Dracula 3000 on Saturday, and I have to say, it was probably one the most awesome terrible movies I have ever seen. This is partly because it had Coolio in it, but if you're looking for a laugh, and something new, go get this movie. Seriously. I mean, it's vampires in space. For no reason. Also Coolio has this monologue about ejaculating on several parts of Erika Eleniak's body and then they go into this counting thing with silly rhymes until Erika Eleniak finally decides to shoot Coolio. And not only this but I forgot to mention that the vampires are in space on a ship that's on a crash course to the sun which, for some strange reason, no one bothers to try to stop. But it doesn't matter in the end anyway, because their ship blows up for no reason. Sci-fi or horror movies that are so bad they're funny are the best thing ever, seriously. Also I've officially exceeded the number of time's you're allowed to say 'seriously' in one paragraph. Seriously.
But apart from that, something creepy happened. I was in Gamestop with my friend, and this kid started talking to him. After a while it became apparent that they had known each other through World of Warcraft for about a month, but had never actually met (of course). Plus the kid was, for some strange reason, playing hockey in the store, which I though was less weird than the whole WoW thing but still weird.
That's all for now. I still have to think of something with penguins. I promise I'll find something. Sometime. I'm still putting penguins in the tags though.
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